Saturday, 10 October 2009

PLEASE SPEND 5MIN to FINISH THIS ESSAY

Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia 2009.

Bahagian A: Pemahaman

Baca cerpen di bawah dengan teliti dan kemudian jawab soalan berikutnya dengan menggunakan perkataan anda sendiri.

Pada suatu hari ketika Saiful sedang membancuh kopi Ali Cafe di sebuah kondo yang dirahsiakan lokasinya, Perogol datang mendekati Saiful dengan wajah penuh nafsu berahi. Perogol merasa amat gersang kerana sudah sekian lama tidak mengecapi nikmat bercumbu dan nekad untuk meratah tubuh Saiful dengan kesempatan berdua-duaan yang ada ini. Perogol lantas berkata, “Mari Saiful ku sayang, mari sini hahahahaha!” Saiful berasa ketakutan dan menjawab, “Eh jangan… tak mahu.. aku tak rela, tolong-tolong tak mahu!” Perogol tidak mempedulikan rayuan Saiful lalu dengan bengis mengherdik “Aku kata mari-mari! Cepat!! buka seluar!!”

Nafsu Perogol sudah memuncak dan tidak dapat dibendung lagi, lantas dia menghampiri Saiful dan merangkul Saiful dengan begitu ganas sekali. Saiful cuba melawan tapi tidak mampu. Tubuhnya telah lemah longlai tiada tenaga dan tidak berupaya mengatasi tenaga Perogol itu.

Baju Saiful disentap dengan kuat oleh Perogol. Dengan sekali sentap sahaja terlucutlah baju cap Pagoda Saiful dari batang tubuh Saiful. Sekali lagi Salful cuba melawan. Namun apakan daya, kekuatan perogol itu amat luar biasa sekali. Perogol itu memerhati batang tubuh Saiful yang sasa dengan begitu ghairah sekali sambil ketawa.

“Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wah indah sungguh tubuh mu Saiful…. Mari Saiful ku sayang….Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Maka dengan rakus si Perogol itu menarik seluar yang membungkus punggung Saiful. Dengan sekali sentap sahaja, bertarabur segala butang yang ada pada seluar Saiful maka terlucutlah seluar dari tubuh Saiful. Apa yang tinggal pada Saiful hanyalah sehelai seluar dalam yang berwarna merah jambu. Melihat seluar dalam Saiful yang berwarna merah jambu itu menambahkan lagi ghairah Perogol.

Saiful hanya mampu terbaring dalam keadaan yang lemah longlai, merelakan dalam paksa tindakan Perogol. Tanpa membuang masa lagi, Perogol merentap seluar dalam Saiful, maka terdedahlah batang tubuh Saiful tanpa seurat benang. Melihat tubuh Saiful yang montok itu, Perogol sudah tidak sabar lagi untuk memulakan dayungan bahtera nikmat bersama Saiful.

Dengan gagah dan penuh ghairah, Perogol menonggengkan tubuh Saiful dan terus meradakkan senjata tumpulnya ke dalam lubang nikmat Saiful yang sedang kelemahan. Maka bermulalah dayungan Perogol dengan penuh rakus beberapa minit sehingga mencapai kemuncak kepuasan. Tubuh mereka basah kuyup dengan peluh nikmat sesudah bahtera dayungan dilabuhkan. Perogol mencapai kotak rokok Malboro yang berada di tepi katil dan menyalakan sebatang rokok di kala Saiful masih terbaring tertonggeng keletihan di sisinya.

(Cerita di atas hanya fantasi dan imaginasi liar penulis semata-mata, tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup ataupun yang telah tiada, jika ada itu semua adalah kebetulan. Percayalah, dunia ini penuh dengan kebetulan.)

Sila jawab semua soalan di bawah berdasarkan cerpen di atas.

Soalan:

1. Pada pendapat anda, berapakah umur Perogol dan berapa umur Saiful? Berikan alasan yang sesuai kepada jawapan anda. [10 markah]

2. Kopi AliCafe yang diminum oleh Saiful tidak memberikan kekuatan kepada dia seperti yang diiklankan. Kenapa Saiful begitu cepat merasa lemah longlai? Pada pendapat anda apakah yang telah berlaku? kepada Saiful setelah meminum kopi AliCafe? [20 markah]

3. Pada pendapat anda, adakah mungkin Perogol yang ganas itu berusia 61 tahun? Pada umur 61 tahun, apakah yang mungkin menjadi rahsia Perogol untuk mengekalkan nafsu seks yang tinggi dan memiliki daya kekuatan yang gagah? Sila jawab berdasarkan pengetahuan am anda. [30 markah]

4. Sekiranya Perogol berusia 61 dan Saiful merupakan yang muda belia kenapakah Saiful tidak melawan dengan sungguh-sungguh semasa di dirogol walau pun beliau masih muda , gagah dan bertenaga? Mengapakah Saiful lembik seperti sotong? Adakah Saiful tersalah minum kopi Kacip Fatimah yang disangkakannya kopi Tongkat Ali AliCafe? Huraikan pendapat anda. [25 markah]

5. Apakah jantina sebenar Saiful ini? Perempuan atau pondan? Atau kedua-duanya? Berikan alasan yang sesuai kepada jawapan anda. [5 markah]

Monday, 21 September 2009

Not gonna happen

i don't know what will happen
don't even know what's going wrong
on the same day same time
neither of this will come
'the day after tomorrow
whenever what is the result
always stay positive
no....
nooooooo
ala, whatever
let it remain the same
even thought it will not happen
too bad
yogurt taste so yummy
ooooooh!
university
gogogogo
ole ole ole !

Saturday, 18 July 2009

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Special Thanks To Sanjay , Weng Weng , Kx-The TAMBAI , Myron ,Singh , MayyMayy , Xin Hui :)



Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Special Thanks To Nee =)

aThanks lar 
I Know You Study in Taiwan 
Buy U Still Remenber My BirThdaY
Touching =(

I Special Post A New Post For YOu le -.-
Don Marah me when u come Back ok ? 


Tuesday, 9 June 2009

18 Year Old BirthDay ~

Ok , Today I am Officially Become 18
I Get My "Sliver Key" Already
For Example
Can go Cinema Watch




18SG-For 18+ with non-excessive violent/horrifying scenes

18SX-For 18+ with non-excessive sex scenes

18PA-For 18+ with political/religious/counter-culture elements

18PL-For 18+ with a combination of two or more elements


Although I DiD it Since I Was Form 3


Anyway
Nothing Special For me
Until
12 + +
I Receive a Phone Call
.....
.......
Thanks You
I Appreciate it
You Warm Me. . .

My BirthDay remain the same until I reach Collage -.-
Omg. . .
I lost
My virginality ~~~
Oh My God -.- [ Tham Sowie using ur Phares]

1st Time Kenal Aloba In Sunway
Credit to AUSMAT GANG -.-
Sorry To KX and Lon Lon
Because They get Hurt During the ALOBA Festival -.-


I SIbeh Enjoy My Time When kenal Aloba
Feel Syiok
LOL !
Don Aloba Me again PLS


After That " Festival "
WE went Down to Court Yard
They Drag me go to canteen
I though I will Kenal Second Time
But
They Bought me a SR cake
Fu-YO
Chocolate de wei
Nice NICE NICE NICE
Thanks Ya
SanJay
SeaN SeaN
Weng Weng
and
SAKAI PANG

LOL !
No offense
-.-

I really apperciate it

Niama -.-
I forget to Took Photo
So Cant upload at here
Who got Photo Kindly Send it to me
[Except THE ALOBA VIDEO ==]


Then

We went to KO YI Econ Rice

Thanks Lon Lon Buy me a LUNCH

Chu Shui -.-



That All lo =.=

Nothing else Special liao



Here is Those SMS Wish Me Happy BirthDay de PeoPle =)

1.Viveetha
2.Natalie Lai
3.Rachel
4.Sister
5.T Y H
6.Christine
7.Yan Sen
8. Charmaine
9.Melvin
10.Tingkang
11. Ah Wei
12. Lit Da
13.Satheash
14.Sean
15.Jia yi
16.Cheng Yang
17.Ivan
18. Li Fang sis

Through Phone Call

1.Cyndy ~
3. Lon Lon
4.Rovester


Through MSN

1. Vivee Again -.-
2.Esther
3. Xin Hui
4. May [ Last People -.- ]


Through MSN AUSMAT Club

Leaw ~
Pang~
Weng ~
Ron ROn~
Daniel~
Danny~
Ev ~
Ling Ju JY
KX is the most Lou ppl [ LAST ! noob


Through FTF
Singh
Jay
Suba
Vysh ~
Pat
Anu
Graeme
Julian


PS : FTF = Face To Face


Through BirthDay Song
Whole AUSMAT People
Including Miss HAFIZAH !


Haha

Thanks For the Biscut -.-





Ok Done


Thanks For Helping me Celebrate My BD

And The SONG !





Ps Again :
1 . Congrat Sean Pass His JPJ Test . We Have New Driver In AUSMAT liao =)
Weng Where Yours ?

2. Best Wish to SAMBA!







Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Friends

Friend ?


What is the True Meaning of Friend ?


When You need someone to company 


Then the 1 will show up call friend ?


Is that the use of friend ?



Life is  empty

The Empty is torturing me 

Love is sufferring ?

Without Love is worse then suffering 

But it does'nt mean i desperate need some love 

Just

It is Complicated 


Let Bygone Be Bygone 

No Point ...


Friend is like Color pensil

They Will Color up Your Life

But After some momment..



Gone..

I hope Friend Can like The "Sonnet18"

Everlasting and immortal..


No matter What 


Life will carry on as usual


Cherish Somehting Before Lose it


Ausmatian 


Cant Live without You Guys



Saturday, 16 May 2009

Damn , Just realise Cant live without Internet . . . . .

Sorry For the  late Update . . .
My
IMBA Modem kenal lightning then BOOM ..
So cannot On9 -.- . . . 
Lucky Today
Tmnet Send People Come Change a New bloody Modem ..
Setupid Lightning actually BOOM my Modem ..
Lucky My
Imba Come Survive In this disaster .. 
LOL ..
 OK Here
iS the TAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Miss .
Suba Tag Me Again =)

1.what are you doing now?
Doing This TAG

2.when was the last time u had fast food?
LAst Friday With AUSMAT friend =) Slutesh Meet His GF 

3.would you spend money on food or clothes?
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD =)

4.how much do you love your parents?
Like 1 / 0 , infinity

5.who was the last person who called you?
.. Long time No ppl Call me  >.<

6.what would you do to someone you hate very much?
Sowie , I Don have the Setupid Time For hate Some1 

7.how much would you spend to make someone you love happy?
As Long As i can breath 

8.what is the last movie you watched?
STAR TREK !! =)

9.who did you watch it with?
Dear and PAT 
ps: dear is refer to sanjay =) , Sowie for alot of ppl cause cannot watch together >.<

10.where are you now?
Home HomE home

11.what were you doing 7 hours ago?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

12.who are you thinking of?
.... My friend .....

13.what is the one thing you are regretting now?
... Regret last year didt study well ==

14.your happiest moment today?
THE RETURN OF THE INTERNET =)

15.what do you think is not sufficient each day?
... Sleep O_O ?

16.what is the best thing that happened to you last month?
hanging Out wif friend

17.do you use maxis,digi,u-mobile or celcom?
Digi 

18.anywhere you feel like going?
Yea , PAris 
19.who are you thinking of now?
Nobody

20.who was the last person you hugged?
Ex

21.what is love to you?
.......................................

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