I love sluts

I do ;) coz i m one

Update Update

A series of event happened recently.

For sure, there are some events will make you feel joys and in the same time will make you feel sad..

But the most important thing is,

We have to learn something new from our mistake

This is the only way to realize your weakness.
Should fix the weakness instead of carry own the same mistake

It's does not matter when the thing u expect didn't comes true

The most important is, you really enjoy the process :D

And..

Merry X'mas too all my fellow friend xD
Santa clause coming to your house tonight :D:D:D:D:D:D

Chinese Time !

哈哈很久没有打华文了

感觉有点干

也不知道最近为什么那么semangat要update blog

可能在家闷出病来了

就那么忙碌的飞过一年

还有很多古里古怪的事情还没有完成

可能是完成不到的事情吧

过多几天就要去哥鲁王找传说中的肥猫

还要去深山打猎

最重要的是有要去尝尝小时候的味道

就是那间不是很出名的火车头咖啡面包

要打包记得不要找我

找肥猫负责 : )

P/S : 祝你一路顺风，慧慧。　去到香港记得打包丝袜奶茶给我喝咯

Miss me right ? ;-)

It been so long that i didn't update my blog. I really lazy to write something. hehe. Please Don't blame for that. I didn't do that on purpose. Nothing new happen to me recently. Just finish the AUSMAT course and having a long break till the day when the result come out.. Approximately before or after chrismas. Now enjoying the progress of decomposition at home everyday. YOU !! YOU give me a very good reason to walk outside the house haha. Thanks for the sunlight or else i might be found dead in house. hehehe ;-)

That is it !

Life Couldn't Be that Meaningful if without you

This is It !
hehehe ;-)

PLEASE SPEND 5MIN to FINISH THIS ESSAY

Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia 2009.

Bahagian A: Pemahaman

Baca cerpen di bawah dengan teliti dan kemudian jawab soalan berikutnya dengan menggunakan perkataan anda sendiri.

Pada suatu hari ketika Saiful sedang membancuh kopi Ali Cafe di sebuah kondo yang dirahsiakan lokasinya, Perogol datang mendekati Saiful dengan wajah penuh nafsu berahi. Perogol merasa amat gersang kerana sudah sekian lama tidak mengecapi nikmat bercumbu dan nekad untuk meratah tubuh Saiful dengan kesempatan berdua-duaan yang ada ini. Perogol lantas berkata, “Mari Saiful ku sayang, mari sini hahahahaha!” Saiful berasa ketakutan dan menjawab, “Eh jangan… tak mahu.. aku tak rela, tolong-tolong tak mahu!” Perogol tidak mempedulikan rayuan Saiful lalu dengan bengis mengherdik “Aku kata mari-mari! Cepat!! buka seluar!!”

Nafsu Perogol sudah memuncak dan tidak dapat dibendung lagi, lantas dia menghampiri Saiful dan merangkul Saiful dengan begitu ganas sekali. Saiful cuba melawan tapi tidak mampu. Tubuhnya telah lemah longlai tiada tenaga dan tidak berupaya mengatasi tenaga Perogol itu.

Baju Saiful disentap dengan kuat oleh Perogol. Dengan sekali sentap sahaja terlucutlah baju cap Pagoda Saiful dari batang tubuh Saiful. Sekali lagi Salful cuba melawan. Namun apakan daya, kekuatan perogol itu amat luar biasa sekali. Perogol itu memerhati batang tubuh Saiful yang sasa dengan begitu ghairah sekali sambil ketawa.

“Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wah indah sungguh tubuh mu Saiful…. Mari Saiful ku sayang….Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Maka dengan rakus si Perogol itu menarik seluar yang membungkus punggung Saiful. Dengan sekali sentap sahaja, bertarabur segala butang yang ada pada seluar Saiful maka terlucutlah seluar dari tubuh Saiful. Apa yang tinggal pada Saiful hanyalah sehelai seluar dalam yang berwarna merah jambu. Melihat seluar dalam Saiful yang berwarna merah jambu itu menambahkan lagi ghairah Perogol.

Saiful hanya mampu terbaring dalam keadaan yang lemah longlai, merelakan dalam paksa tindakan Perogol. Tanpa membuang masa lagi, Perogol merentap seluar dalam Saiful, maka terdedahlah batang tubuh Saiful tanpa seurat benang. Melihat tubuh Saiful yang montok itu, Perogol sudah tidak sabar lagi untuk memulakan dayungan bahtera nikmat bersama Saiful.

Dengan gagah dan penuh ghairah, Perogol menonggengkan tubuh Saiful dan terus meradakkan senjata tumpulnya ke dalam lubang nikmat Saiful yang sedang kelemahan. Maka bermulalah dayungan Perogol dengan penuh rakus beberapa minit sehingga mencapai kemuncak kepuasan. Tubuh mereka basah kuyup dengan peluh nikmat sesudah bahtera dayungan dilabuhkan. Perogol mencapai kotak rokok Malboro yang berada di tepi katil dan menyalakan sebatang rokok di kala Saiful masih terbaring tertonggeng keletihan di sisinya.

(Cerita di atas hanya fantasi dan imaginasi liar penulis semata-mata, tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup ataupun yang telah tiada, jika ada itu semua adalah kebetulan. Percayalah, dunia ini penuh dengan kebetulan.)

Sila jawab semua soalan di bawah berdasarkan cerpen di atas.

Soalan:

1. Pada pendapat anda, berapakah umur Perogol dan berapa umur Saiful? Berikan alasan yang sesuai kepada jawapan anda. [10 markah]

2. Kopi AliCafe yang diminum oleh Saiful tidak memberikan kekuatan kepada dia seperti yang diiklankan. Kenapa Saiful begitu cepat merasa lemah longlai? Pada pendapat anda apakah yang telah berlaku? kepada Saiful setelah meminum kopi AliCafe? [20 markah]

3. Pada pendapat anda, adakah mungkin Perogol yang ganas itu berusia 61 tahun? Pada umur 61 tahun, apakah yang mungkin menjadi rahsia Perogol untuk mengekalkan nafsu seks yang tinggi dan memiliki daya kekuatan yang gagah? Sila jawab berdasarkan pengetahuan am anda. [30 markah]

4. Sekiranya Perogol berusia 61 dan Saiful merupakan yang muda belia kenapakah Saiful tidak melawan dengan sungguh-sungguh semasa di dirogol walau pun beliau masih muda , gagah dan bertenaga? Mengapakah Saiful lembik seperti sotong? Adakah Saiful tersalah minum kopi Kacip Fatimah yang disangkakannya kopi Tongkat Ali AliCafe? Huraikan pendapat anda. [25 markah]

5. Apakah jantina sebenar Saiful ini? Perempuan atau pondan? Atau kedua-duanya? Berikan alasan yang sesuai kepada jawapan anda. [5 markah]

Not gonna happen

i don't know what will happen

don't even know what's going wrong

on the same day same time

neither of this will come

'the day after tomorrow

whenever what is the result

always stay positive

no....

nooooooo

ala, whatever

let it remain the same

even thought it will not happen

too bad

yogurt taste so yummy

ooooooh!

university

gogogogo

ole ole ole !

Physic ROCKET BOTTLE xD

As You Call See..
This Is our AWESOME Poster

Warning DeviceHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

LEt Enjoy out IMBA VIDEO ..




INSTUCTION:

KINDLY TWIST UR HEAD TO 90 DEGREE ANTI CLOCKWISE FOR THE BEST QUALITY OF VIDEO..

AND HERE IS SANJAY & SATHEASH BEST MOMENT
And BB

Special Thanks To Sanjay , Weng Weng , Kx-The TAMBAI , Myron ,Singh , MayyMayy , Xin Hui :)

Special Thanks To Nee =)

aThanks lar 
I Know You Study in Taiwan 

Buy U Still Remenber My BirThdaY

Touching =(

I Special Post A New Post For YOu le -.-
Don Marah me when u come Back ok ? 

18 Year Old BirthDay ~

Ok , Today I am Officially Become 18

I Get My "Sliver Key" Already
For Example

Can go Cinema Watch

18SG-For 18+ with non-excessive violent/horrifying scenes

18SX-For 18+ with non-excessive sex scenes

18PA-For 18+ with political/religious/counter-culture elements

18PL-For 18+ with a combination of two or more elements

Although I DiD it Since I Was Form 3

Anyway

Nothing Special For me

Until

12 + +

I Receive a Phone Call

.....

.......

Thanks You

I Appreciate it

You Warm Me. . .

My BirthDay remain the same until I reach Collage -.-

Omg. . .
I lost My virginality ~~~

Oh My God -.- [ Tham Sowie using ur Phares]

1st Time Kenal Aloba In Sunway
Credit to AUSMAT GANG -.-

Sorry To KX and Lon Lon

Because They get Hurt During the ALOBA Festival -.-

I SIbeh Enjoy My Time When kenal Aloba

Feel Syiok

LOL !

Don Aloba Me again PLS

After That " Festival "

WE went Down to Court Yard

They Drag me go to canteen

I though I will Kenal Second Time

But

They Bought me a SR cake

Fu-YO

Chocolate de wei

Nice NICE NICE NICE

Thanks Ya

SanJay

SeaN SeaN

Weng Weng

and

SAKAI PANG

LOL !

No offense

-.-

I really apperciate it

Niama -.-

I forget to Took Photo

So Cant upload at here

Who got Photo Kindly Send it to me

[Except THE ALOBA VIDEO ==]

Then

We went to KO YI Econ Rice

Thanks Lon Lon Buy me a LUNCH

Chu Shui -.-

That All lo =.=

Nothing else Special liao

Here is Those SMS Wish Me Happy BirthDay de PeoPle =)

1.Viveetha
2.Natalie Lai

3.Rachel

4.Sister

5.T Y H

6.Christine

7.Yan Sen

8. Charmaine

9.Melvin

10.Tingkang

11. Ah Wei

12. Lit Da

13.Satheash

14.Sean

15.Jia yi

16.Cheng Yang

17.Ivan

18. Li Fang sis

Through Phone Call

1.Cyndy ~

3. Lon Lon

4.Rovester

Through MSN

1. Vivee Again -.-

2.Esther

3. Xin Hui

4. May [ Last People -.- ]

Through MSN AUSMAT Club

Leaw ~

Pang~

Weng ~

Ron ROn~

Daniel~

Danny~

Ev ~

Ling Ju JY

KX is the most Lou ppl [ LAST ! noob

Through FTF

Singh

Jay

Suba
Vysh ~
Pat

Anu
Graeme

Julian

PS : FTF = Face To Face

Through BirthDay Song

Whole AUSMAT People

Including Miss HAFIZAH !

Haha

Thanks For the Biscut -.-

Ok Done

Thanks For Helping me Celebrate My BD

And The SONG !

Ps Again :
1 . Congrat Sean Pass His JPJ Test . We Have New Driver In AUSMAT liao =)

Weng Where Yours ?

2. Best Wish to SAMBA!

Friends

Friend ?

What is the True Meaning of Friend ?

When You need someone to company 

Then the 1 will show up call friend ?

Is that the use of friend ?

Life is  empty

The Empty is torturing me 

Love is sufferring ?

Without Love is worse then suffering 

But it does'nt mean i desperate need some love 

Just

It is Complicated 

Let Bygone Be Bygone 

No Point ...

Friend is like Color pensil

They Will Color up Your Life

But After some momment..

Gone..

I hope Friend Can like The "Sonnet18"

Everlasting and immortal..

No matter What 

Life will carry on as usual

Cherish Somehting Before Lose it

Ausmatian 

Cant Live without You Guys

Damn , Just realise Cant live without Internet . . . . .

Sorry For the  late Update . . .
My IMBA Modem kenal lightning then BOOM ..
So cannot On9 -.- . . . 
Lucky Today Tmnet Send People Come Change a New bloody Modem ..
Setupid Lightning actually BOOM my Modem ..
Lucky My Imba Come Survive In this disaster .. 
LOL ..
 OK Here iS the TAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Miss . Suba Tag Me Again =)

1.what are you doing now?
Doing This TAG

2.when was the last time u had fast food?
LAst Friday With AUSMAT friend =) Slutesh Meet His GF 

3.would you spend money on food or clothes?
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD =)

4.how much do you love your parents?
Like 1 / 0 , infinity

5.who was the last person who called you?
.. Long time No ppl Call me  >.<

6.what would you do to someone you hate very much?
Sowie , I Don have the Setupid Time For hate Some1 

7.how much would you spend to make someone you love happy?
As Long As i can breath 

8.what is the last movie you watched?
STAR TREK !! =)

9.who did you watch it with?
Dear and PAT 
ps: dear is refer to sanjay =) , Sowie for alot of ppl cause cannot watch together >.<

10.where are you now?
Home HomE home

11.what were you doing 7 hours ago?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

12.who are you thinking of?
.... My friend .....

13.what is the one thing you are regretting now?
... Regret last year didt study well ==

14.your happiest moment today?
THE RETURN OF THE INTERNET =)

15.what do you think is not sufficient each day?
... Sleep O_O ?

16.what is the best thing that happened to you last month?
hanging Out wif friend

17.do you use maxis,digi,u-mobile or celcom?
Digi 

18.anywhere you feel like going?
Yea , PAris 
19.who are you thinking of now?
Nobody

20.who was the last person you hugged?
Ex

21.what is love to you?
.......................................

TaGG ? O_O ..

1st People Who TAGGGG me Is Miss Suba  =)

1. Besides ur lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
   Forehead ? O_O

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Boring , Need to WORK!!!!

3. Who was the last person/people you took photo with?
 HMM.. AUSMAT GROUP SHOT i think

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
No No No No No No No NO No No No No

5. Will you ever donate blood?
Still Cannot ==, But after my BD i WILL

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of opposite sex?
Yeah   =)  

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Hmm, Got.. UMNO lo .. [Hope i wont get ISA ] ==

8. What does your last text message say?
Secret =)

9. What are you thinking right now?
Thinking of Something =). 
10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Yes. =

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
2AM lo ..  Playing DOTA with AUSMAT Fellow

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
.. My dad gave it to me 

13. Is someone on your mind right now?
Yes... . .. . . .. 
14. Who was the last person(s) who text you?




Tag Nobody 
END TAG ..
LOL
Ok , Time to finish Chem report ! ==

See Ya..

Lua , We Will Miss You

The Person who kenal ALOBA.... 
IS LUA YIN SAN..
He is a quite person in our class.
BUT..
He leaving AUSMAT Soon..
Although HE is dumb fish quite in class...
But..
When he leaving us..
We FEEL PAIN.. We FEEL SAD... WE MISS HIM...
Lua we will miss u all the time..
This is our last memory to LUA..
....
LUA , AUSMATIANS LOVE U .. =(
















Credit:  



Directive Producer : EV , KX , PANG
Camera MAn           : TAN AH WENG

Is That Mr.KOW ???

This is Our IMBA App.Math TEACHER ..
HE was Enjoying his time on the STAGE..
I though he GOOD at TEACHING ONly..
BUT...
HE PRETTY GOOD AT SHAKING HISS ASS..
LOL..

Kow Kow..
You IMPRESS me =)








Lua Lua..
We Will Miss You All The Time...

Why Are You Still Single?

Why Are You Still Single?

Result: You Kinda Like Being Single

Why are you in such a rush to get tied down? It looks like you kinda like having the freedom of being single. 

Don't get into a relationship - you'll probably end up breaking someones heart  [i wont let it happen]. Instead, flirt around and have fun   [LoL ,  What Kind of comment lar ==]. Only settle down when you're really ready to .
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This is what i get from face book . 

Actually i feel shock when saw this result...

HA HA , 
Too accurate and real . . . .

Ha ?  That all for today LA ...  =(

Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect

I will bear in mind . 

Boring Day ..

Nothing Special Today , All as usual ... 

But Tham is our HERO Today  =m=

Here is The Video , Special For tham . 
THam been Aloba ==
Damn funny ==
Remenber to watch LOL
Listen Carefully What Tham saying xD 

00:23-00:33....
Tham : "I DOn want , I Don want I Don want  , Oh My GOD =)"

LOL , We are bad ==
Wat da hell ?
I become Leader Pula ==
Here is The Photo ==

..... Speeechlesss......
Zooming +++++++

LOL ...  Damn it , Suddenly became Group Leader ==
OMG , Hope i can survive ==
NVM , ME , SINGH  .. SLUTEHSH and PHD TAN Will Do the Best =)

..

 U all knw What is this rite ?
Mr Kow favour Pic , LOL ==
Funny Old man Appear AGAIN !!!

Ok That all for today =) 

Classic For Uninvited

Omg , Classssic ==

Tham BirthDay =) HAppy BirthDay THAM !

OK , TOday Is Tham BirthDay.
We finish our classss at 12.30 . 
Then we took some funny Photo infront of SWCJB .
Here is the Photo .

Cannot Find me Right ? Because i was taking the photo ><

After taking the photo , All of us went to TERBAU CITY [TC]

We decided to go KFC having lunch . 
Here Some Photo Be4 We celebrate  =)

                    Lua Face ==  OMG  Classic For a DAy xD Unfortunately , He leaveing us soon=(

                                                 Our Tham , Smile so Cute xD 

Here some shocking News , 

Nana + Yi hui + Joleen  share 1 Set of Meltz  

BUT ...

PAT WAS FINISH IT ALONE , OMG , STILL LAUGHING ==

After  makan KFC .  CAkEEEE TIME !!!! 

                                            This is the cake B4 the " WAR "

This is the Cake after " WAR "  OMG == 

Tham and & Myn*t 

NaNa kepoking == Jk jk ar 

Joleen was Fire-ing the candle, See those fellow behind , Kepok only LOL

Kluang Fellow , FriendShip 4ever ya . =)

After we fuzzzzzz at KFC , We quicky Run away , Because we making lot of noise and they edi BUE TAHAN == UNTAHANABLE

We went to watch moving , But before the Movieeee , I discover something ..

LOL , They havent wake up == Still enjoying their time

                                                == , THAM 17 Again  -.-

After Fooling around , we watched a Imba Movie  , See below 

THE UNINVITED !!!!

Ok. Speeechless to this movie , Whole Movie was talking about a mad girl....
If i rate tis movie , i will rate tis movie 3 Star.. Why ?
1 Star for the ANA 
1 Star for the  ALex
1 Star for the Mother ..
THE UNINVITED Should name as  2 Hot chick and 1 Hot mum , 
So don waste RM7 For such of Setupid Show == 

" I love u , and i have a comdom =="
Sorry all , i still got lot of photo no upload yet , I upload till sien liao ... About 1 hour to settle it ..
ByE   And Happy BD for THam  =)

OH , Congrat Suba pass her TENG TENG TENG TENG exam =)

AUSMATIANSSSSSSSS

Since i nothing to do at this lonely moment , So i update =)

Our class got 27 people . I think 8 is Women , 19 is Male [Maybe got BI we also don knw ] 
* BI = Bisexual 

Here is the friend list : 

*  Sanjay  a.k.a Jay a.k.a 3J [ KL dai lou ]

*  Sean a.k.a Sean Sean

*  Weng Zhe a.k.a Ah Weng a.k.a StrawBerry Wooopiz

*  Sathesh a.k.a SLUTesh 

*  Tan Kang xiang a.k.a KX Tan a.k.a N*N* xiang

*  Tham  a.k.a  THAM VERDAH 

*  Gurvinder a.k.a Singh

*  Myron a.k.a My*at

*  Pang a.k.a The Legend of Marza 6  and Audi 

*  Danny & Daniel  a.k.a Gay O_O ?

*  Cheeeee long  a.k.a 常山赵子龙

*  Greame  a.k.a Muscle man ?

*  Julian a.k.a Fart King O_O ?

*  LUAAAAAA a.k.a the-disere

*  LIEWWWWWWW  a.k.a Liew Shui kia

*  Jun Yan a.k.a HERO

*E_V  a.k.a  PHD ?

Girl part  :

*  PAt 

*  Subbaaa a.k.a Choco-FEver 

*  Anu Rada a.k.a ANU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADA

*  Vysh  a.k.a 4 9 4 9 4 4 9

*  Yi Hui  

*  Sing naa a.k.a NaN

*  Joleeen

*  Kalei 

OK THAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U   ,  NGAM NGAM  12AM !!!!

Night all =)

AUSMAT

Ok 1st , i am new to this blog . So i need time to discover the function . 
So don blame me if i don know everything xD .
Ok Let me briefy Decride wat AUSMAT exactly look like . 
Full name of AUSMAT  = Australian Martixcualtion .
------Sigh-------
100 Time harder then SPM ...
------Sigh again-------
But , although is suffer , no , is very suffer . But i still enjoy the life in SWCJB .
Why ?  

Because all  My friend is AWESOME ! [ =p Whole Ausmat Jan is energtic + Over passion ]

I will introduce my Friend in next post . 
bYe =)